political whiz kid…
I grabbed this from Perez:
A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad’s credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.
Ah to be a kid again! And remember when you didn’t know what to do with a hooker:
Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a “World of Warcraft” tournament.
And of course, compensating for ’size’ is familiar to me:
They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.
The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played “Halo” on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.
– yeah, sounds like all my dates in my adult life.
And of course, the kicker:
Ralph’s ambition is to one day become a politician.
You’re on your way kid; you’re on your way.
Read all about the debauchery here.
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