My Sister is Marrying This Guy

By Peter Cervieri in Peter's Beard on July 28, 2008

Meet Larry Flick, he’s a Republican lobbyist, and my future brother-in-law. Larry, and those like him, are a dying breed. Only 25,000 or so wild lobbyists remain in Washington DC, their native habitat. So the next time you see a lobbyist, give him a hug, feed him some food, and encourage him to procreate.

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Peter Cervieri is co-founder of and Director of Business Development for ScribeMedia.Org. His fetish is collecting business cards.

Discussion

2 comments for “My Sister is Marrying This Guy”

  1. you’re funny

    Posted by Dorian Benkoil | July 28, 2008, 3:58 pm

  2. Let me get this straight; you want us to tell this guy to go **** your sister? Weird man.

    Posted by Garry Schafer | July 29, 2008, 9:35 am

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