I thought this was funny:

From: mperalta@sterlingpr.com
Date: April 20, 2010 9:00:38 AM EDT
Subject: Telestream’s Vantage Wins STAR Award at NAB

Hi merge:_receiver_first_name,

I wanted to let you know that Telestream was a recipient of TV Technology’s 2010 STAR Awards for its new Vantage product announced at the NAB Show this year. Below is a recap on the news with general product background and links for more company information and dates for upcoming events such as webinars or roadshows where you can check out Telestream’s new products.

Thanks,
Marisa
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Marisa Peralta
Account Associate
Sterling Communications, Inc.
415.992.3215 | mperalta@sterlingpr.com
AIM: mperaltasci | Twitter: marisaperalta

Does this mean that every marketing email I receive wasn’t hand crafted just for me?? And I come to the sad realization that I’m not so special after all…