Seal Phone Home…
Sorry; this isn’t about Nigerian singers who marry supermodels.
A monk seal has been released into the wild with a cell phone that sends text messages about her location.
Seals with cell phones. Someone better tell this young’n that clubbing is NOT what she thinks it is….
Seal Sends Text Messages
The Devil’s in the Spam
Was checking my email earlier today and found the devil.
Logical Awesome
Sometimes genius is captured in a picture. Add Spock and some turntables? Double genius.
My Mother is Freakin’ Retarded
Is my mother freaking retarded? Or am I John Mayer’s doppelganger? Well, to be fair, he IS the Kevin Costner of musicians.
The Master of All things Flex
Garry gives me the finger, then gives a status update on the flex pay-media catalogue he is building.
